3 minutes ago
no monday, i refuse to look at you. i won't do it, i say, i won't! you waltz in here with your weekend-killing vibe and your alarm clock and you think you can just smash it all to pieces. well you know what, you crapitudinous bungholio? i'll tell you what. i'm a CAT. which means my tomorrow is going to be just like my yesterday and my today, which tomorrow will be my yesterday. i'm gonna sleep and i'm gonna eat and i'm gonna poop and i'm gonna drink some water and i'm gonna read another chapter of war and peace and i'm gonna pee and i'm gonna eat some more and then i'm gonna take a nap. so you can suck an egg, monday. you ain't got nuthin' on us well-read, time-travelin' kitty cats.